Beautiful ladies they’re solving mysteries on jet skis Look at them triumph they are everything that’s not me Couch bound I’m dreaming, while they’re brightening the TV You are making me feel like I have no confidence You are making me feel like I am incompetent Glamorous heroes, they’re uncovering a drug ring Inside I’m looking for the same daring - there’s nothing You are making me feel all of those dark dead currents You are making me feel like I am incompetent